- I get antsy when rice is not served at a meal, and when it is served I eat most or all of my portion.
- I prefer to eat with a spoon instead of a fork and knife.
- I am a total juice snob. If it was not made today, forget about it.
- Air conditioning makes me chilly.
- I consider traffic laws to be completely optional.
- Things like schedules and time are not important, and there is no such thing as "now."
- I've stopped pronouncing the letter s at the end of words.
...That I Am Still Very Much American
- I am the whitest person in at least a five-mile radius.
- I crave chocolate 24/7.
- I prefer to eat cereal for breakfast.
- I usually can't understand what the heck people are saying.
- I wash my hair every day.
- I still cannot dance or sing.
- I have no immediate plans to get married and have kids.
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